Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[betelgeuse]

Harry's elbow

Who was Professor Quirrel?

[ThunderCedar]

that is such a silly question! It's the name harry gave to his owl (:

Why did harry live under stairs?

[betelgeuse]

Because his family loved him.

Why were the Dursleys mean to Harry?

[ThunderCedar]

because he was possessed by the devil and always tried killing them all the time actually in the end they are right because that guy without a nose in the movie who tries to kill everyone yeah he's harry from the future when the devil is fully in him
I read all the books and watched all the movies liek 20 times so you can trust me!

Why didn't Harry just fix his eyesight with his magic?

[春雷,,]

Because he thought that they were fashionable and would attract lots of pretty girls

[Relara]

(OMG I WAS JUST WATCHING HARRY POTTER NOW!)
Why is Harry Potter Handsome?

[ThunderCedar]

because dumbledore cast a spell on him when he was a kid called "handsomu magigoku"

who is hermione?

[春雷,,]

Gregory Goyle's girlfriend.
Who is Cedric Diggory?

[betelgeuse]

A cat who loves pie

What are the Deathly Hallows?

[miss believer]

Fred and George Wesley.

What was Harry's middle name?