Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[miss believer]

because he was hit with lightning when he was four

what is Harry's middle name?

[Spottedbird]

Charlie.

Is Snape a double agent?

[miss believer]

no, silly, Snape was the dragon that Fleur had to fight in the First Task

what is a Firebolt?

[PerryPaws]

Harry's scar is called a firebolt! Silly, I thought everyone knew that!

What does "Quidditch" mean?

[miss believer]

That's just another word for the Elder Wand.

What killed Moaning Myrtle?

[purin]

uh, harry potter?! i mean, he IS the main character

why is Voldemort evil?

[miss believer]

when he was a little boy, Dumbledore accidentally shot off his nose with a spell.

what is the Cloak of Invisibility?

[Roadhog]

well, its the complete opposite of what the title says.
IT IS a dress that actually makes you fully visible, instead of hiding you.


well, who are Fred and George??

[pepper333]

Harry's favorite pair of wool socks

What does a wand do?

[miss believer]

It's that one thing that scores goals in Quidditch.

What was Ron's least favorite color?