Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

[MathematicalGryphon]

Very. Because the elevator is haunted by platypus ghosts that enjoy high-sodium food. If we ingest enough sodium, they may decide to eat US instead. Therefore, it is of the utmost importance that we eat only low-sodium foods until we get out of this infernal lifting device.

[Diaval]

Well finally! Some common sense. You make a good point.

[SupernaturalJem]

Xerox machine... that's what it feels like we're standing in.

[Diaval]

You really think so? Wouldn't we be getting… well… Xerox-ed then?

[Dylan Klebold]

"Highly illogical. I would of sensed something that pertains to the movement of the scanner bar, but I don't."

[amandapj]

(That doesn't start with a "z"... I'll continue anyway )
Aw, man. I always thought it would be fun to be scanned.

[SupernaturalJem]

Boy, it sure is getting hot in here.

[ଳ omori ଳ]

Crazy how long we've been in here, huh?? I'm pretty sure by now most people'd be... *drops dead*

[SupernaturalJem]

Dude, its still so hot in here.

[☣DeadRabbitHopes☣]

Even though it's the middle of winter?