What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

My gallery · by **betelgeuse** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:15 am

You unravel some yarn and cut it.

Why do we post?

My gallery · by **Princess Porcelain** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:56 pm

My gallery · by **betelgeuse** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:04 pm

NOPE, the forums are only used for shipping goods and pets into your homes.

Is the Pickle a valuable pet?

My gallery · by **Lively..** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:13 am

No it is something you eat or you can feed it to your pets

How do I RP?

My gallery · by **betelgeuse** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:58 pm

Spam "R" and "P" into random threads.

How do I find an Easter Token?

My gallery · by **KoolDragun** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:16 am

by PM'ing everyone "easter"

How do I trade in my tokens?

My gallery · by **arabella !!** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:17 am

You don't, unless you want the Easter bunny to eat you.

How do I send a PM?

My gallery · by **ｒｅｚｚｉｅ** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:53 am

Hack the user and find their phone number. Proceed to call them repeatedly saying "PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP."

How do I put pictures in my signature?

My gallery · by **tsukibun** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:03 am

Tape a picture onto your screen!

How do I change my avatar?

My gallery · by **chalant** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:05 am

Well.. You open a new tab and then make a smoothie.

What is a dreamie?