corrupt a wish v.2

[tifa]

granted, your clone slowly becomes your evil counterpart and goes to commit atrocities instead

i wish i had a lot more money

[PinkAngel]

Granted, you find a dime on the ground. You are now a dime richer.

I wish I had a carton of orange juice.

[koatabx]

a carton of orange juice drops from the sky and gives you a traumatic brain injury from the velocity it gained dropping into Earths atmosphere.

I wish my dad wasn’t traumatized by his mom to the point where he hates all women including me. (not a woman anymore because trans, but still)

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but now he's traumatized by his father and hates all men, still including you

I wish I could draw my own art that's good enough quality to justify people commissioning me as an artist

[Turbo-Lover]

Granted, but they have to cost over 500 bucks. even something as small as a sketch, 500 dollars..

i wish i had a pet cat

[koatabx]

you fall into a lion enclosure at the zoo and promptly get mauled.

I wish my dad was a minimalist, instead of a hoarder.

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but now instead of hoarding things, he gets rid of everything in the house, every, single, thing

I wish I wasn't so lonely

[Painful Affinity]

Granted, now everyone competes for your attention in the most overwhelming ways.

I wish i could run away from humans to live in the forest as little critter

[SwirlyStarz]

You now have to deal with predators like wolves in the forest as well.

I wish I could draw better.