Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[Dark Myth.]

With cheese

Hi? Is someone alive?

[''']

No, I am dead.

Do you eat?

[Mexicocat]

WIGGLEH WIGGLEH WIGGLEH


10 things I know about you!

1.you are reading this
2.you are human
3.you cant say the letter "p" without separating you lips
4.you just attempted to do it
6.you are laughing at yourself
7.you have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8.you just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9.you laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. NOW TELL ME WHY U DID IT

[~Mori~]

no, i love air
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while buns come in packages of 8?

[Entity]

Because cats like to have extra meat.

Why did the cat go meow?

[saintesque]

it swallowed a plane

where does orange juice come from??

[m a r i e]

out of hinata's ahoge
how strong is your hope?

[◀ lapis lazuli ▶]

As strong as sealing plastic. You know that stuff that is near impossible to open without some kind of cutting tool.

Why is the sun yellow?

[saintesque]

it's made of chicken thighs oN SALE NOW 1.99 PER PACK

why do we need lightttt????? hhHHHH

[Entity]

to pet kittens

Why do people text instead of talk?