Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

[houndjaw]

Bro, chill. You dropped your glasses while you were jumping around screaming so you just think the button is broken... And see? It's not.

Oh, well... Maybe I'm the one that needs glasses. Hm. Eeyup, it's broken.

[naturalharmony.]

Call an ambulance! Call the fire-brigade! Call the police! We need everyone to come and get us out! I can't stand it in this stupid elevator any longer! Oh, and I don't wear glasses and I don't need glasses!

[houndjaw]

Down the hall I was on before I got on the elevator was a lady sitting at a desk. Maybe she has already alerted someone, maybe not. No telling. But no need to freak out, I hope. Let's just take a deep breath, and sing some campfire songs.

[naturalharmony.]

Eggs! Eggs! I need an omelette! Like, NOW!

[houndjaw]

For the love of everything that is good in this world, calm the fluff down. You're going to give yourself a brain aneurism.

[fullMetal.]

Gods sake, shut up everyone! Can't you see I'm playing cards with my imaginary friend?

[undead]

Heck, you're the one you needs help!

[shadow by night]

Help! Help! We're stuck in an elevator!

[Theta]

Im stuck! Please, help! Im claustrophobic!

[NatureHeart]

Just stay calm... Stay... Clam... *Freaks*