What Should Your Next Post Be? - v.1

[Getchoo]

what if you were at the grocery store and then you started to flirt with a lemur

[Poksil]

it hurts my feelings when people befriend two sparkly dolphins.......wut....

[OwlCity77]

im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to enjoy corn

[Poksil]

(sighing wistfully) its time to betray the white house
amen

[DisneyLuv]

truscum voice: i hate when people serenade the slime hovel?

[barkspawn]

tfw ur trying to relax but u cant help but pretend to be adam sandler

[GrimmKitty]

am i gay? well if it answers your question i get along with others despite differing opinions about fire

[K#%!]

emotion is not necessary. we do not need fears or dreams or feelings about anything. come with me to a pure and improved world where we only destroy america?

[nomoretears]

"L might be gay to be honest like that scene where he rubs lights feet......a little gay...a little...the only thing that might be gayer would be if he were to experience adam sandler"

imagine being into adam sandler. sounds like a living nightmare, gay or not. the feet just makes it worse. this is terrible i hate it

[HyperfixationStation]

(sighing sadly) i dont paint a picture of a decent person

Hmm probably not true.