1. If you jump off a building in New York, the penalty is death. assuming that the jump doesn't kill you in the first place...
2. Lying down and falling asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota is illegal.
3.In Texas, the Encyclopedia Britannica is banned, due to it having a formula describing how to make beer.
4. If you live in Utah, you can marry your cousin, once you reach the age of 50.
5. Wyoming law prohibits you from snapping a photo of a rabbit during the entire month of June.
Here are some Texas ones I know. I feel the need to show how amazingly smart my home state is. (insert sarcastic voice here)
1. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
2. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
4. It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
5. In mesquite it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
If corn oil is made out of corn and vegetable oil is made out of veggies, what is baby oil made out of?~
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?~
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, it gets mad, but when you take it for a car ride, it can't wait to stick it's head out the window?~
Why do "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and the Alphabet have the same tune?~
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'm gonna squeeze these dangly thingies and drink whatever comes out of it"?~
Who was the first person to say, "The next thing that comes out of that chickens butt, I'm gonna eat"?~
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human would eat?
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
LOL!
Yard Sale, Half Price Skis!
Skier VS Fence, Fence wins...
LOL!
Parenting FAIL! 
Well, DUH! here's your sign!