corrupt a wish v.2

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but you have to give them away; you can't spend them

I wish I could win the jackpot playing Powerball

[SilveryBlueSky]

Congratulations! You have won billions of dollars from the Powerball lottery! However, a doppelgänger has unfortunately claimed the winnings by impersonating you, and has convinced the local authorities that you’re the imposter. If only you’d arrived at the bank five minutes earlier than they did…

I wish I could take a nap right now.

[CraneLily]

Granted, but you're forced to take a nap TOMORROW

I wish I could be a bird, I don't care what type of bird, I just want to be a BIRD!

[angeldoll.]

granted, but you cannot fly whatsoever. you literally have no advantages.

i wish i could be the best pianist in the world

[DizzyGlitchez]

granted, but now every piano you try to play has no sound at all :)
i wish i won the lottery!!

[Fatui]

Granted, but you lose the ticket.

I wish I could draw better.

[Mice on the Moon]

Granted, but you're doomed to draw the same outcome every time you draw/doodle.
I wish I had a pet Jerboa.

[maplezefox]

(I had to look the little guy up and that thing is so cute X3 )
Granted, but he knows how to open his cage doors.

I wish I could finally complete my game

[bfdi]

granted! you get sued by nintendo because they patented a very trivial concept that's present in every game and you become bankrupt

i wish to not have migraines