Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[hotel breakfast]

A shark

Where do the Malfoys live?

[Intothewoods]

Somewhere in the bowels of Gotham City.

Why is Defense Against the Dark Arts jinxed?

[.:Scruffy:.]

Dumbledore likes to mess with people.

Who killed Harry's parents?

[LegionWolf]

Sirius Black!!

Why is Remus Lupin's boggart the full moon?

[hotel breakfast]

Remus Lupin's boggart is the full moon because on the night of a full moon he likes to kill endangered animals. (A Very Potter Sequel)

What is Durmstrang?
-Riff

[katanatildawn]

Another name for a wand.

where is baubaxon's? (sp?)

[Intothewoods]

Well, you take a left, take another left, then another two lefts, clap your hands, do a rain dance, and ask a turtle where you might find it. He will simply answer "Over there."

Why are Harry's eyes green?

[feetz13]

Because he fell into a toxic vat, then Dumbledore sprinkled magic icing on his nose.

When did Hermione, Harry, and Ron meet?

[Blue Sky Noise]

The day after tomorrow.

Does Harry die?

[katanatildawn]

vIA Doxie poison!

where is the elder wand?