1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Buttermoo]

5548
grab some toys.
make sure they're the robotic kind, and disasemble them with a screwdriver that you can find. Begin to combind them, until 10 of them make up a giant arm. Make another arm, 2 legs, a torso and a head.Make sure to make as much of a mess as possible, and pour some water/olive oil on the ground,tape a pack of open markers onto their hands and feet, and push your creation across the floor if you havent been kicked at that point.

[sparklysatyrcat]

steal

[Cheeri0s]

5550 - Grab all the pillows and make a fort then grab something that kind of resembles a sword (Pool noodles, Foam swords, other toys or even card board and duct tape to make a makeshift cardboard sword) and point it at anyone that comes near.

[Omiyage]

5551
Wander around and ask everyone, constantly, 'Are we there yet?'

[corvus.crone]

5552
race around the store with your friends in the shopping carts. use the items in the aisles as power ups

[Cheeri0s]

5553
Find a way to get all of the speakers to play Waluigi Pinball if you plan on doing #5552

[PinkAngel]

5554

Hire a mariachi band to follow customers around.

[Loui.]

#5555

Paint a toothpaste-pentagram on the ground, place all the singing plushies you can find around it, light a candle in the middle and start mumbling some german Helene Fischer lyrics in a deep tone. When someone notices you, be SHOCKED, say „she/he KNOWS IT“ and start running towards them.

[Omiyage]

5556
Do the slip and slide. Everywhere.

[Buttermoo]

start singing at the top of your lungs on a skateboard, and crash into everything you can, do as mich damage as possible and eat a flashlight.
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