a bonsai, most likely granted to my archenemy somehow
oh, i could write a whole story about this.
hold up, i'm gonna write a whole dang thing in an edit.
EDIT:
So, in this little theoretical world,
I've got an archnemesis.
But they're also simultaneously my friend.
(And maybe an eventual love interest.)Like... enemies on decent enough terms to where we don't feel the innate urge to turn the other to dust upon sight.
It's... kind of a weird little daydream I have, honestly.
A companion to indulge in my villainous fantasies with me, no?
A fellow villainous type.
And... y'know, I'd probably be super-duper clingy. I barely have IRL friends.
So... it'd be for my clinginess.
That deity, that turned me into a tree?
Jealous, probably, of my friendship
(and romantic potential?).
So... as a punishment for being so clingy...
Now, unless I am planted in the ground,
I am entirely dependant
on
my
archenemy.
^ you will be richer for the experience. peanut butter good. // gave me poem inspiration, thanks!
> EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, NOBODY KNOWS THAT, EVERYBODY'S IN ON EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS, THIS ISN'T MY FIRST CHRISTMAS, I KNOW MISTLETOE WHEN I SEE IT // I wish I had a villain song. Y'know. But then I'd need an instrumental. Do you know how pathetic trying to play on my melodica AND singing at the same time would be? It wouldn't be villainous at all! Maybe I just need a background theme. //
The Question: Oh wow, am I exiting poet mode?
The Answer: No. //
gordon freeman dies in all dogs go to heaven 2 // edit:
oh my gosh the don bluth wiki even has him as a cast memberv How do you feel about poetry?