corrupt a wish v.2

[Merp.com]

Granted, but now all other insects are tenfold.

I wish my pfp picture would work 😭

[JaxtheAxe]

Granted but it alternates into something from a fandom you don't like every two hours.

I wish I were better at Madden.

[woahelle]

sure, but the game disconnects every time you’re close to winning

i wish i were hanging out with my friends

[goldevines]

granted, but the weather is awful and the power goes out

i wish ants stopped coming into my apartment in the winter

[Ephemeralyouth]

Sure but now they're coming into your apartment in the summer.

I wish I could finish coding my game already.

[pisto pesto pasta]

granted but u realise that you have to commission / draw the sprites and art for the game as well, write the lore script, release a beta version and then spend 10 years on fixing minor bugs and a lot of other things game devs do

I wish I had cat slippers

[illyria]

Granted, but everyone else thinks they're real cats and you can't convince them otherwise.

I wish Chicken Smoothie had more site themes.

[JaxtheAxe]

Granted but they're all terrible.

I wish my Puppy would stop biting me D:

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but (s)he pees on you

I wish that this year's summer vacation event would be based around medieval times

[Vatra]

Granted, but all CS goes back to medieval times.

I wish for no wishes XDDDF