1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[.Red.]

592.go up to the manager and ask "is Dunkin donuts a basketball team?"

[.Red.]

find a black manager and say i hate you then yell im not raicist

[supernovacity]

593. Grab a bike,ride around on it and scream, "THESE PEOPLE SELL YOU FOOD WITH BUGS IN THEM!"

[moose.]

594. Put on a tootoo and get a bike ride it screaming at every employee ''YOU BLUEBERRIES! TARGET IS BETTER THEY HAVE CHERRIES!''
(Tried...I got kicked out of 2 wal - marts..And 1 Target :3)

[Luna~tic]

594. Put on a tootoo and get a bike ride it screaming at every employee ''YOU BLUEBERRIES! TARGET IS BETTER THEY HAVE CHERRIES!''
(Tried...I got kicked out of 2 wal - marts..And 1 Target :3)

seriously?
595. run around blowing rasberries at everyone!
(I got kicked out of tons of shops for doing this, but who cares its fun!)

[RoyalDarkness316~]

596. scream,"SAVE THE SQUIDDIES!!!!!!!!"

[Voltie]

597: Grab some chucky dolls and put them in the bathrooms.

[Luna~tic]

598. When the shop opens, walk in and start walking around the shop with your head down, humming the same creepy tune over and over. when someone asks you "are you Okay?" look at them and then keep on walking.
(this is fun as, the more people you have with you the more it freaks them out.

[supernovacity]

599. Make the floors in front of the drinking fountains and bathrooms slippery with water

[Voltie]

600: Dance with a broom and hit people with it.