what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Slawth]

they're pets that randomly appear after you sleep with your computer under your pillow

you battle them using all the pets you've collected

got snipe so may times oml


you say the words out loud and the forum fairy posts it for you

how do I get a UR pet?

[Arctic⚡️Storm]

By sending your entire pet collection to the pound.

How do I add pets to my wishlist?

[CelestialWitch]

You stick a candle in any baked good and silently make a wish for a pet you'd like to receive them blow the candle out! The pet will be yours by next day! Remember it only works if you keep it a secret.

How do I best organize my pets for trade and for keeping?

[onion]

make 100 folders and label half of em NEEEEEEEEEFT!!!!! but keep them open for offers

how do i use oekaki?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

You simply write down the pets desc and date on a piece of paper than put it in your laptop/computers ~Transfer slot!~ Also known as a CD player. (The CD Standing for CS Directory) shove it in and press "PLAY" and the pets will show up on your wishlist! If you're on Mobile you should be able tot ake the back of (Not the Case! The whole back! So you can see the battery!) And put the paper in there. BE VERY CAREFUL TO DESCRIBE THE DETAILS ON THE PET AS WELL AS POSSIBLE AND PUT NO TYPOS.
Resuts of typos or poor descriptions can cause:
A corrupted game
A possible Ban from the game
A hacked account
The condition known as hotdog fingers
A new pet to appear (Trust me this is bad)
Horse Funeral
And/or Gary to return.

Put the ones you want to keep on the left and the ones you want rid of in the garbade disposal! The right side is for your favorites! Failure to comply can lead to a ban.

First you must know what Oekaki means. Sadly the majority don't. And cannot use it. Those who do refuse to share their secrets.

My account was hacked! What do I do!?

[CelestialWitch]

Make a new account and spam their dm over and over asking them to politely give it back! Maybe they'll give it back if they see how much it means to you so persistence is key!

What should I do with items I don't use?

[The Shattered one]

Start a twin party and then dress all pets same way

How do I post a thread DX?

[Arctic⚡️Storm]

You put it in an envelope and then put it in the CS postbox.

Why is the website called chickensmoothie?

[DancingPotato]

Because they sell Chicken Smoothies in the store

How do I adopt pets?

[GrimmKitty]

go to the grocery store

how do I make my pets grow?