what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[VESSEL_mp4]

it was actually a really smart pigeon!! craaazy right??

What does LF mean?? :o

[BanzhanMushroom]

Losing Followers

How do I get the pets on my wishlist?

[General Chaos]

You steal them of course!

Why did my other acc get banned?

[sky,]

You kept drinking the chicken smoothie! You were supposed to share.


What do I put in my signature?

[Z-13]

the full name of every person you've ever met complete with phone numbers

what does omgsr stand for ?

[General Chaos]

Only moms get stung regularly

When did CS start?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

in ancient times. Before the firebenders attacked.

Why are the staff taking so long to reply to me?

[Gamezelle]

Because you haven't paid the weekly fee of 11.99$ to unlock Chicken Smoothie Premium !
This version comes with :
- 10 posts per day (more can be purchased for 50 cent/post)
- the ability to trade with other users for missing pets (items not included)
- access to premium stamps
- 2 slots for custom groups


How can I donate to the pound ?

[BanzhanMushroom]

The answer is in your signature. You sacrifice them to the higher being that is the omgsc god

I'm a bit confused on what pets I'm missing, how do I know what I'm missing?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

Ask your pets. Assuming they, combined have a large enough social circle they should know who's missing! Unless it's dave. Because no one cares about dave. Granted, this shouldn't be an issue since you don't want dave. Trust me.

I forgot my password! What should I do?