what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[$moke]

its actually considered part of cs etiquette, please do!


Where do I get items from?

[caped carp]

the thing
how do you get these ?

[bouanich]

you claim them as your own art and post them every time you add to a thread!

how do I donate to the pound?

[fuyunofabuki]

You give it to a mod for 1000c$ and include the message “for the pound”

How do I get free c$

[$moke]

threaten to hack other users , and they'll be giving you their C$ for free : D


What is the advent list?

[Drive Like Jehu]

a list of extremely common old pets that are glitched to have "very rare" rarities, they are in fact worth an uncommon (or lower) due to how many of them were put out! you should offer 2022 commons for them, that should be a fair offer :)

what's a malk pet?

[fuyunofabuki]

A pet that’s made out of Milk just spelled wrong


What does omgsr stand for?

[WolfCub.]

only may guest should read


how do I get a pps pet?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

If someone else has done this mods feel free to take it down!

How it works:

The person above you asks a question. Maybe a more complex one or one a newbie would have! And you answer it in the worst way humanly possible.

Ex:

Person 1: What does "MA" mean?

Person 2: Mother Aliance. What pet is the most valuble?

Person 3: The potato that's started to sprout in my cabinet. What gender is my pet?

Etc!

Rules:

KEEP IS SFW AND NON OFFENSIVE. (I really hope I didn't have to say this. But i am just incase.)

All answers must relate to the question above!

Example of a bad answer!:

Person 4:How long does it take for my pet to grow up?

Person 5: Waffle.

Person 5 must now atone for their crimes against the forum. /j

No chitchat!

If you're having trouble coming up with a question you can always use the FAQ!

All questions must be related to CS!

Don't post/ask for genuine advice! Use the help forum for that!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TOAST DON'T USE ANY OF THE ADVICE GIVEN!

Rules will be added as needed! Have fun!

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

What does "COPPA" Mean?