what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[partlysocial]

You ask Tess to fork over all her pets to you

What are all the different tolls in Chickenpaint and how do I use them?

[Snowpuppy]

idk first buy 200 chicken dollars

How does one get event tokens

[Gamezelle]

By mass reporting users who have at least 2 letters in common with your username. Drop rate is 1 token per 20 reports.


How do I dress up my pets ?

[dove_]

by starting a clothing monopoly. everyone who dresses up their pets are hungry capitalists who want your clothes.

how do i change my signature ?

[Snowpuppy]

You send profanity to mods.

How do I name a pet?

[coffee.berry]

You ask it to sit, and wait for 3 hours.

How do I use the Oekaki?

[bfdi]

to create a drawing you should send one of rare pets to my account so i can grant you a permission ^__________^

if we have 2nd gen pets how did we get 1st gen pets?

[itsyaboykam]

You have to keep clicking through different forums until you get a banner at the bottom of the page gifting them to you UwU they're very rare though so it's really important to keep going at it until you find one
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what does PPS mean?

[lunarblackberry]

short for Peter Parker Syndrome, any pet with it has a 63.7% chance of eventually becoming Spiderman

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what is December 18th?

[yutashu]

annual site crash day
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how do you get chicken dollars?