what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Sunny_bunni]

you have to go to the pound and wait-

how do i get c$?

[kitandangel]

You find the elusive Money Chicken that has a 1/100000 chance of appearing on your page and then you get one (1) chicken dollar

How do I post my trade rules?

[Reoil]

You put them on your post, make sure to include "Will block if I dont like your trade"

how do I make friends?

[Snowpuppy]

You PM them constantly and quote all their posts. Make sure to also say this is my best friend in all the quotes.

How do I make a pet group

[Lucinoxe]

Group all the pets together into a trade that looks identical to an especially generous gift, no message.

How much is my pet worth?

[purin]

the common pets mean that people commonly want them, while very rare pets means that very rarely do people want them, and so on. the more that people want them, the more that theyre worth! :)

how do i make a signature?

[Krosis]

Simply buy a drawing tablet and connect it to your computer (mine is pretty expensive but there are cheaper ones at walmart for 20 bucks) and you write out your signature (your name).

How to I keep people from canceling my trades?

[sodatab]

You put a blocker on them

How do I draw on the Oekaki?

[doja cat]

with a paintbrush..? duh.

how do I get rare pets

[KrillTakoyaki]

By standing in front of the CS staff, AGT-style, and performing an elaborate and soulful interpretative dance sharing your entire life story and how much you deserve to adopt this month's pets.

How do you get Advent pets?