what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[onniedoodles]

Oh you haven’t heard? That’s short for chocolate $yrup, a new SoundCloud rapper.

What’s a BEG?

[InsertUsernameHeere]

When you BEG people for pets.

How many commons is an uncommon worth?

[Wonkypaws]

i’m gonna be honest here, i actually have no idea what that means so uhhhh
you say bippity boppity boop and it happens

how do you adopt pets?

[ryo asuka]

you beg a staff member to add some to your account. they'll give you a few if you're lucky

what is a list pet?

[Vampyrean]

List pets are pets that I need to pick up from the grocery store. I hope I haven't forgotten to write any down.

What is a hoard?

[bluebudgie]

It's another name for the lost and found

How do you trade?

[zoocyte]

you use your bank account

how do i get an omg so rare?

[Falotalo]

You dont
How do i ask someone to trade

[deeer]

You beg and beg and if they say no, hack them and find their IP address and go to their house to convince them that your trade is fair
How do I bump a thread?

[yutashu]

write a 5 page heartfelt essay detailing your entire life story up until now

what's a ur?