what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[viles]

• you don't. they will plague your cs account until the end of time.
  
  who is tess?

[SAPPHOLYTE]

• you don't. they will plague your cs account until the end of time.
  
  who is tess?

I think shes one of the Kardashians.

Where can I find the archives?

[BiscuitTheDog]

turn right on chickensmoothie street and then drive for 57 miles until you reach your destination.

what is oekaki???

[chateau]

do NOT click it!!! please!!!!! I AM BEGGING YOU

how do you send messages?

[Goruru]

you click the log out button

how to get rare pets ?

[SAPPHOLYTE]

you click the log out button

how to get rare pets ?

Beg the site creator for them.

How do you pronounce oekaki

[viles]

• the same way you pronounce this word.
  
  how do i post on the forums?

[Obsessed]

First, go to a hardware store and find a post - any one will do as long as it's not horribly warped or twisted (which is against cs rules). Next, fix it to the forums. Nails, screws, and Flex Seal all work great for me, especially when used together!

How do I collect candy?

[fudge]

Find Tess's address and knock on her door. Demand that she gives you all of her candy!

How do I adopt a pet from the pound?

[FrostbitenRoses]

You drive there and hope you have enough money

Where do I find the rules?