what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Idle_Arts]

More like an antelope tbh

How do I trade?

[envy.]

by harassing someone until they give you their pets!


whats up with these 'admin' people?

[grey matter]

it's a currency the chickens use
you gotta go rob the chicken bank

How do I change my username?

[a b c d e]

you make a sacrifice to the chicken gods while chanting your preferred new username around a blazing fire

how do i adopt a pet from the pound?

[emh]

you harass the pound account until it eventually hands over the pet of your choice

Where would I go to purchase store pets?

[Meowdas]

Oh simple! Get a fine tip marker and write your signature on the screen, trust me it shows up for others

I love trading but.. I'm not very good at it, what do I do?

[Rowan E. Ravenwood]

Just keep sending your trade until they give in. Trust me, it works

How do I make my text real small like I see people doing?

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

You go to code and pick font color. More specifically dark blue and there you go!

How do I know if my trade is fair on not?

[Rowan E. Ravenwood]

1. Take the pictures of the two pets involved in the trade
2. Go into a drawing software and color-pick the main color from each of them
3. Look at the hex codes for each color- the greater the number, the more valuable the pet. You can do the math from there. You're welcome :]

Is there a way to make the site theme less green? It's really bright :[

[melancollie]

Paint over your screen with a darker color :D

What is the most valuable pet ?