what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[-Phantom-]

I typically just name them based on what they look like or what their personality is. Or just something random but pretty. :3

How do I get a custom pet? I really want a moose.

[８ケ.]

Google maps an admin's home address. The rest is up to you.

What's so special about december 18?

[ford]

on december 18th, staff purges every account and makes everyone start over, to keep everything fair!

how do i make a fair trade?

[Freyja's Drengr]

You take a stick of gum and chew it then stick a poster up with the gum.

How do I get an omgsr sunback?

[justice'n'joy]

you tempt it with a bit of the sun
how do you draw on oekaki?

[Idle_Arts]

Angrily throw spaghetti at the screen
How do I get c$?

[-Phantom-]

Sell chickens. The better (and tastier) the chicken, the more chicken dollars it's worth. Though to get chickens, you'll need eggs first. Or maybe the chickens come first...?

What is the infamous "List"??

[WarriorRazorclaw]

That's easy! Just get a key (any one will work, trust me) and jam it into the charging port of your computer. Give it a twist, and your topic's now unlocked!

What are these "malks" I keep hearing of?

[VerySmashing]

It's a really poor quality type of pet. It's like always worth commons xDD

How do I make a new pet group?

[-Phantom-]

Get some fencing material and build an enclosure using it. Then place your pets inside. You can spruce it up by giving the group a name too!

What is "Oekaki"? Is that like an opaki?