what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[ShadowRose17]

You get pets that you must immediately give away, if you keep them your account will explode.

How do I add friends?

[justice'n'joy]

You be really rude to everyone and spam on their threads. Don't worry, they'll add you!

How do I change my password?

[Guest]

You make a post with your old password and new password in the post and the admins will helpfully change it for you :)

How do I use the oekaki?

[ford]

go into someone's art shop and beg them to draw you something (for free, of course)!

how do i get rid of pets?

[osamu]

you yell at an admin to delete your account, thus getting rid of your pets!11!!

how do i trade?

[justice'n'joy]

duel someone for all their pets

how do i make a post in a thread?

[８ケ.]

just do a dance on your keyboard

how do i get chicken dollars without spending money?

[ferns]

hack chicken smoothie and give yourself all the chicken bucks you could ever dream of

how do i get omg so rare pets?

[MontgomeryMontgomery]

easy, beg people that have some for 'em.

how do i rename pets?

[ferns]

walk into your backyard with the pet's page open on your phone/computer, then scream into the sun "O HOLY GODS OF CHICKEN SMOOTHIE, PLEASE CHANGE MY PET [NAME]'S NAME TO [NEW NAME]!!!!!!!!" then, reboot your device and the name should be changed!

what happens on december 18?