what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Umbre!]

Special shootouts from famous CS users.

How can I get rates without people wanting me to overpay them?

[Obius]

Make friends with them, offer to help farm for an event, log in after they give you their passcode, steal their pets, change password (to troll them) and log out.

How do I trade items?

[annatheginger]

You don't - items are literally permanent.

How do I get C$??

[jay.]

bank robbery, of course.

how do i change my name?

[astrotica]

it costs 700C$

how do i post in the forums?

[Boredom Queen]

you write a letter to Santa and hope he approves and writes it in the forum.

Who are the administrators?

[ComposerUnknown]

Administrator is just a fancy title that random users like giving themselves. They cant do anything and they have no power over the forms so go crazy on them.

Why are so many people offering on this one advent pet? It's not even grown yet and I don't know the rarity!

[paperrings]

its a SUPER boring pet and everyone feels bad you got it so they're trying to take it off your hands! just accept anything.

why is my chicken smoothie homescreen suddenly winter themed?

[fawn,,]

Because tess got a cold
Who is that strange birb on the top of my screen?

[cupiid]

It's the magical bird that will give u free rares if you ask nicely

How to trade?