what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[moon child]

because I have all of them >:D

what is a list pet?

[grey matter]

a pet who has been listed on one of santa's lists

how do i dress up a pet?

[Umbre!]

you throw real life clothes at your screen.

why do people have rarer pets?

[bellamare]

because they’re better than you :)

why didn’t they accept my trade :(

[iago.]

Because Satan told me not to


Why can't I adopt twenty pets from the pound?

[ylisstol]

because you dont choose the pets... the pets choose you
how do I make a new forum post?

[polysaccharide]

you just do.
what is the oekaki?

[iago.]

It's where all of the super rare people hang out, and all of their chats are written in pretentious bright pink cursive


What in the world do staff members do?

[Avrap]

The most important rule is to make as many accounts as possible to get the maximum pets!

How do you use an item?

[kxynine]

You smack them!

What are c$ for?