Roast the kalon above you ! V1

[sicknasty]

i can tell you here and now that this chick knly listens to swing music and has a photography blog where she posts selfies showing off her flawless eyeliner

[Unleashed Squiid]

did his tail get caught in a blender?

[capone.]

sorry, is this a kalon or a mop??

end them

[LovetheHoly]

May I speak with the manager please there are burnt herbs in my tomato basil soup

[revvington]

Why are your ears cut? Did the propellors cut them on the way out of the plane.

[whimerri]

someone needs a haircut

[cervidae]

[cyborgishly]

The snack that smiles back (but not in a good way)

[minutiae]

that tongue looks like a fruit roll up ngl

[gasp]

When you’re bald so you have to make some DIY hair out of yarn

Destroy my kids