what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[.Cas.]

You just did, noob.

How do I use the pound?

[vinylteeth]

You punch the screen and watch what happens!

I'm not responsible for damages!

How do I add stamps?????????????

[springtimes]

you go to your local post office and purchase some.
how do i trade pets?

[DizzyGlitchez]

Click on the pet you want to trade, grab a real life pet, and slam it on your computer screen until it goes inside there and the pet you wanted to trade is no longer there.
How do i become a staff member?

[nvsebleed]

spam all the threads you possibly can saying you want to be a mod!!!!
what should i trade for list pets?

[awakening souls.]

ten omg so common's. obviously.

where can i find the roleplaying section?

[MayFleur]

go to a different game

how do you get $CS

[springtimes]

rob a bank
who is the dog on the site banner?

[grey matter]

Banner Pupper XII

How does one name a URL link?

[illicit]

when URL links are born,
the URL parents name their URL children.

what is the lost and found?