-THE ORIGINAL- CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE V.3

[Bubbles25454323245]

You get a gold tooth!

I insert an ice cube

[saintpluvium]

you get a handful of sand!

i insert a pringle

[ShadowRose17]

You get an empty can.

I insert an old teddy bear bank.

[troops21]

You get a new piggy bank!

I insert a pure gold bar.

[fluffysweetfloss]

you get one of these

i insert a slice of cheese

[Sparkleboi:3]

Inserts a can of beans.

[ARACHNOPHOBI4]

you get one of these

i insert a slice of cheese

The machine spits the cheese back out after cooking it into a sandwich!

I insert three buttons!

[InsertUsernameHeere]

You get back three buttons. You thought you could fool it by using buttons instead of coins, tsk tsk tsk.

I insert an empty chip bag

[Bellapuff]

you get a note written on a crumpled piece of paper:

Like okay thanks for not littering I guess, but I don't
want this back? I'm not a trash can :'< IDK what you want
from me.There is literally a trash can right next to me, why
did you think I'd want this?

You also get to walk away knowing that vending machines are apparently sentient and capable of communicating with us.

I insert a novelty plastic coin intended to be used with a trading card game.

[troops21]

The machine spits back a trading card pack.

I insert a love letter into the vending machine to thank the machine for dealing with our shenanigans.