what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[kishu.]

you just insert an image

how do i know whether a trade is fair or not?

[. faded .]

if its a omsc for an omgsr it's over
if its a very common it's fair
if it's a common it's under
if its a uncommon it's under a little more than a common
if it's a rare it's really unfair
If it's a very rare it's the unfairest trade in cs history!


How do I go to the pound?

[Plushie666]

Turn into a rabid dog-

How do I add items to my pet?

[müller]

you superglue them on, they'll get used to it.

what are stamps for?

[. faded .]

to put on envelopes for when you message someone

Is a omgsc a bad pet?

[sky,]

oh yes, awful. Having an omgsc means you will forever be cursed with bad
trades. owo duh...

what is coding for?

[KaraleeWasTaken]

Making sure that no-one knows what you’re saying.

What’s the current event all about?

[LilCritter]

its about food getting eaten alive for money

WHATS A A VA TAR

[cleansapphire]

It’s a ticket to the movie AVATAR

What is a COPPA player?

[KaraleeWasTaken]

I was going to make a joke about either pennies or policemen... I can’t choose. So I’m going with Cracking Open Pretty Pink Almonds.

Why do pets wait until way after they’ve grown up to get their rarities?