confess your food crimes v.1

[hellfire hounds]

i really hope you know what good bread is, then.
a mild offense if you do not know your breads. otherwise i'll let you slide with a warning.

every now and then i'll drink steak sauce or eat ranch (it depends on the brand). not with a side or anything. just the condiment.

[itsyaboykam]

Sauces/condiments are to be enjoyed with a vessel of transporting their flavors- to eat/drink them straight up defeats the sanctity of the sauce experience.

Your punishment is to eat salads and steaks without their sauces c;

I like to go to the slushie machines at gas stations and fill my cup with *every* flavor available 2 get the true graveyard experience

[_Cactusz_Corner_]

I do that to, so yeah.

I mix milk and orange juice together, and drink it like that. I hate milk on its own....

[iheartdonny]

CRIME how do you even do that?? milk and orange juice is notorious for being like an automatic vomit inducer?? that is atrocious...

that being said i drink warm milk so you probably think thats a crime

[Lex.]

Yes, I hate milk and 95% of dairy anyways lol

I think broccoli is freaking amazing, like it's the best vegetable and I will fight for it

[NightfallCarnival]

Other vegetables are better, but that's not the worst thing lmao

My staple diet includes egg sandwiches, quesadillas and cheesy potatoes and that's legitimately all I know how to make

And when I say cheesy potatoes I mean like 3 potatoes cut up into chunks and then microwaved for 14 minutes before I put like half a bag of shredded cheese on top of them, microwaving it until the cheese has turned into a melted mass, and sometimes adding sour cream, it tastes great

[ThePlungeTakers]

that sounds good but what honestly sounds better is mashed potatoes with cheese and sour cream. i happen to just plain out like the texture of mashed potatoes better tho so what do i know

i purposely wait until my ice cream is partially melted so then its the exact consistency to whip with my spoon until its like soft serve and then slurp down

[sodafarts]

NOT a crime that is actually the correct way to eat ice cream!!!

when i wasn't a vegetarian i would take the school lunch mashed potatoes, green beans, & chicken nuggets
and i would stuff them all on one piece of a roll and it was SO GOOD

[cait]

bruh- all in one roll? that sounds legendary though. respect.

I crave mac-and-cheese 24/7. no matter the hour or situation. must have cheese

[ThePlungeTakers]

me too

whenever we get those cans of chef boyardee mini ravioli i swallow them whole. it makes me feel like a snake