Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

[DaftPunch]

Please keep going! *jump jump*

[nerf this!]

Quickly people, jump faster! *Jumps and almost smashes wall*

Oops -3-

[zakki]

Ready, set, jump! Come on, when I say jump, we all jump! It'll get down much faster then!

[Chiley]

So hurry up already! I need to pee...

[DaftPunch]

That's going to have to wait.. We have a bit left to go.

[Chiley]

Ugh, lets hurry up!
When we get the count-off, let's all jump as high as we can, then use that momentum to use ALL of our body weight and fall to the ground instead of landing back on our feet! It'll use more weight so maybe we'll travel down faster!

[DaftPunch]

Very good idea!

[Chiley]

Wait, where's the count-off? Okay, okay, okay... Let's get this done and over with already, so we can get out of here! And so I can can go potty...
Ready, 1, 2, 3!

[DaftPunch]

Xylophone time! No, just kidding. *jumps really high*

[Chiley]

Yellow... Everything is yellow... Is it supposed to be yellow? How hard did I hit my head? I jumped really high and landed on my back and hit my head... Ow ow ow... Did we at least make this cursed elevator fall?