Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

[DaftPunch]

Forget about the chicken! I have candy bars!

[CeruleanRush]

Geez, candy bars? Where'd you get candy bars?
But those aren't going to help us get out of here, unless they're magic or something.

[Chiley]

Heck, candy bars are candy bars! You want magic? THEY'LL POSTPONE YOUR DEATH. That's magic!

[~Tornado~]

I like fudge better than candybars

[nerf this!]

Just pry open the doors. I'll try this...

*Pushes Open Door button*

*screams*

[zakki]

Keep it closed! *yanks you back inside* If you fall you will DIE!

[DaftPunch]

Let's jump so it will go down. We need to go up. So when we get off, take the stairs.

[nerf this!]

Minor problems, though. WE'RE AT THE 20th FLOOR. I think we need some sorta super powers to jump THAT long... X.x

[DaftPunch]

No, there are several of us. Just try!

[nerf this!]

*Opens Purse* Hey look, I have a hammer! Wait, how did that get there? Uh, anyways....

*Jumps and stomps on elevator, then it goes about 5 inches down*

(P.S. I used O in the beginning not H)