-THE ORIGINAL- CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE V.3

[Chico_Mistpool]

You get a iPhone X

*inserts Australia*

[Constant Headache]

you get a platypus!

*inserts a very polite cat*

[KaraleeWasTaken]

The machine spits the cat back out again, but with a translator attached! The cat meows at you, and the translator does its work — you hear a posh voice speaking out.
“Good day to you, fine human! By any chance would you happen to have a glass of water on you? I have the simply irresistible urge to push something off a table, and it would be wonderful if you could help alleviate it.”

*inserts a wad of polyester stuffing*

[sweet tooth]

it pops out a few seconds later, wet and half of it is gone

i insert a cucumber sandwich

[Snowlondon]

With a whirling noise, two teacups pop out. If only you had a kettle...

*Inserts a tootsie role.*

[Sapphire_Amulet]

Takes a moment to register, and then a small piece of paper pops out. You open it slowly and in small squishy handwriting it says, "Thank you for the candy ~ Vending machine"

*inserts potato*

[DizzyGlitchez]

I go inside the machine, steal all the pets, and make it give nothing to you. Too bad, i have your lists now.

*Inserts C$*

[DizzyGlitchez]

A computer with MIT Scratch open appears. You see there is some coding on it. It's the coding for a basic robot.

*I insert myself*

[wlw]

you got 16 bulbasaur shaped cookies!

[i insert a pumpkin]

[2008 dodge caliber]

You get a small package of pumpkin cookies! The cookies say "SPOOKY SEASON"


I insert my calculator since I'm done with math