Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Froststream]

Because Ron stole her cracker.
Why did 'Ginny' open the Chamber of Secrets?

[cats12378]

Because nobody gave her skittlezand she had to eat broccoli instead,so she opened the chamber.


Who is Peter Pettigrew?

[sutekh]

A banana


Where is Azkaban?

[fridgetax]

Right smack dab in the middle of Hogwarts castle

why is Voldemort evil?

[sutekh]

Because he was elected to headmaster of the McDonalds school of burgers and fries, when they evicted him. So he got pretty mad and swore revenge on ducks. Because everything makes more sense with ducks.



Who is Ron's crush?

[NopesaurusRexx]

Draco Malfoy

Who did Dobby work for?

[◘ Prism ◘]

He works for the Burger King, supreme ruler of all burgers.

What is the name of the cerberus guarding the Philosopher's Stone?

[Froststream]

Pgnnmmlcygcnygcmpmplg5gxlgcmcuihfvbnnlelmemlir3hhxjkwxck.
How did Snape die?

[terpsichora]

Snape was eaten by a delicious chocolate chip cookie. Then, he was barfed out as ice cream.


Who are Malfoy's "body guards"?

[chihirofujisaki]

Spiderman and the troll that Quirrel summoned.


What color is Ron's hair?