what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Galaxy❄]

That thing that will define you for the rest of your life


How do I adopt?

[namjoon.]

you go to the pet store, buy a pet, and push your pet onto the screen to get it in CS C:

how do i post?

[wonderfall-]

By deleting your favourite pet!

How do I go to the pound?

[Galaxy❄]

Well, you gotta go to the sewer....

How do I BBCode?

[namjoon.]

you get a baby, and write baby on it!

how do i draw on oekaki???

[aeoui]

you must learn it from the wise jedis

how do i get C$?

[Galaxy❄]

Collect chicken feathers


How do I find help?

[Aliria]

Get a sharpie and draw on your computer's screen. Be careful, it doesn't work with washable markers or computers that you don't own.
Sell your soul.

Get a therapist.

How do I get older pets?

[Koala Bear]

Antique shop.

Why can I buddy Totro?

[Galaxy❄]

Because Totoro is EVERYONE's friend!


How do I make a topic?