Ruin a Food//V.1

[Oragami_Cyclone]

Yum! Our water got turned off so I hope your okay with semi-crunchy rice!

I would love a bowl of buttered broccoli!

[Aerospiders]

Sure thing! Unfortunately our power went out so our steamer isnt working, but I couldn't really bother enough to tell you when you ordered your food. Anyway, here's your bowl of ice-cold, crunchy broccoli that I put in a bowl filled to the brim with butter!

I'd love some elotes right now

[JaxtheAxe]

The waiter had no clue what you were talking about, but since English is not his first language he thought you insulted his mother and decided to give you a half eaten Hot Pocket from behind the dumpster and spit on it.

Hey! Someone took my Hot Pocket... Can I have another Hot Pocket please?

[idkpiza]

Sure! But you take a bite and realise it's filled with crunchy uncooked spaghetti instead of normal filling

A chicken sandwich sounds really good right now

[Corinnander]

Sure! But my hands hurt after a long day at work so I just put all the parts in a blender. Enjoy your chicken smoothie! (Had to, lol!)

I could really use a poke bowl today.

[Eva.M]

*squeezes eyes and fumbles around my hearing aid* You sure you just want one? If I give you ten you can have a free premier ball. *throws Poke ball at you*

Please give me an Assam tea, I need something to keep me awake.

[Copperbeest]

Ok (proceeds to blend Sam I am and then drains the juice), here you go!

Can I have some salt water taffy?

[JaxtheAxe]

Sure, but it's made with real Salt Water from the ocean and is extremely salty.

Some Smoked Brisket sounds pretty good!

[the real colette]

Here! I could only find expired vegan meat though.. oh well.



I really want some BBQ chips

[troops21]

The chips got burnt on the bbq.

Bruschetta would be nice to have right now.