You Laugh you Lose - New rule, please read

[Minnieme]

I've only laughed once, and it was on a different site so... XD, I have amazing self-control.

[oakdenugg]

[Minnieme]

All of the following are true:
In Illinois, it is illegal to give lit cigars to pets.
In Pacific Grove, California, it is misdemeanour to kill or threaten a butterfly.
In Florida, men are not allowed to be seen publicly in a strapless gown.
In Sarasota, Florida, it is illegal to wear swimwear while singing in a public place.
In Belgium, every child must learn harmonica in primary school.
In Florida, if an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the meter must be paid.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to mock skunks.
In Virginia, all bathtubs must be outside.
In Somalia, Africa, it is illegal to carry old gum on the tip of your nose.
Toronto, Canada: It is illegal to ride streetcars on Sundays after eating garlic.
In Milan, Italy, citizens may be fined $100 if seen in public without a smile on their face, excluding when visiting a hospital patient or attending a funeral.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look down at a moose from an airplane.
In Turkey, during the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, anyone who drank coffee was put to death on the spot.
In Oklahoma, people who make ugly faces at dogs may be jailed.
In Ancient Egypt, killing a cat-even on accident-=DEATH!
In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to give a moose a beer.
In Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal for a woman weighing more than 91 kilograms (200 pounds, or, if I remember right, 14.29 stones) to ride a horse wearing shorts.
In San Francisco, California, it is illegal to use old underwear to clean your car at a car wash.
In Russia, at the time ofPeter the Great, any man who wore a beard had to pay a special tax.
In New York, it is illegal to let your dog fall asleep in a bathtub.
In Florida, it is illegal to doze off under a hairdryer.
In Iowa, it is illegal to be dancing in a public place between the times of 12 AM- 6 AM, or 00:00 to 06:00.
In New York, it is illegal to break the law.

[Cookielover1999]

I lost with the Warrior Cats one... oh... Blackstar./... XD

[fefe4ever]

If you put "male" into Google translate, in Catalan it is "Home" and in another (I forget which) it is "Evil". Which is more suitable?

[*Tired~Place*]

[burningblaze]

I lose, many times

[oakdenugg]

Oh, I laged at my tiger one. 'OMG! Box!'

.....(^^.^^.^)
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......<><><>< ......... (BOX)
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I made that!

[Minnieme]

In Texas, It is illegal to sell one's eye.
In Hawii, Billboards are outlawed.
In New York, The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
In Florida, You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
In Mississippi, It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
In Wyoming, You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
In Texas, It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
In Kentucky, One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
In Alaska, It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
In Denver, Colorado, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Florida, A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

[bellemma]