what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Galaxy❄]

Psh, you go to the store of course. Tess sells them for 7 bucks a cup.

How do I use BBCode?

[Indigo -]

Well, you go to the farm, steal a chicken, go to the smoothie place with the chicken, add some juice, ice and sugar in the blender, (make them let u make ur own smoothies), dump the chicken in, and blend!

How do u get a moonswirl dog?

[Galaxy❄]

Psh, you msg every person you find and beg for one, whether you know they have it or not. Best way to get one


How do I trade

[catdoqq]

define "trading"
what are pets

[Galaxy❄]

Magical creatures that want to stay as far from people as physically possible


How do I send private msgs

[Indigo -]

U can't.u will get banned for asking or giving personal info!

How do I put fancy lettering in the trading rules?

[namjoon.]

you type fancy letters!

how do i adopt a pet

[Galaxy❄]

Click the adoption page and beg your computer to give you a pet

How do I view my posts

[Psue]

You take a quill, dip it in your own blood(yes, it is necessary that it is your own blood), and start writing on the device, searching for posts

What is COPPA?

[Koala Bear]

A tanned policeman.

Why is the Halloween event leaving?