wildfire6 wrote:((lol, Kya ages in human ears XDD curse you autocorrect!))
((Damien *nods* I understand why he'd have issues, but wouldn't Savanah or someone pn his side be a better choice? Just in the esscence of the word?))
Damien *gives Shadow a vacant and says almost robotically* Nothing's secret on the internet))
(It's not the worst thing autocorrect has done...It's quite a nice autocorrect considering what it can do)
(I know, I mean isn't he meant to be on the good side? His life is a lie if your his role model, let alone hero, don't they both go together?....*sees Shadow* Oh hi, what's that look for? Aw, c'mon did you seriously think that this would remain secret? You're such a naive idiot Shadow, if your hero is Damien you should behave more like him, like for example being not such a stupid hothead, if you tried to be more like the person you look up to you'd be able to win more fights among other things, maybe you'd be able to choose which girl you want too instead of being so indecisive...*starts giggling at Shadow's expression* Oh and I'm you worst enemy? I'm flattered.*smirks at Damien then starts cracking up laughing, unable to contain herself anymore*)
(*glares at them both* Just shut up, you weren't meant to see that, they said it'd be confidential, I'll go give those people a piece of my mind later, hey Damien ignore what I said, if you really were my hero why would I want to kill you? It makes no sense.*tries to turn computer off, but is held at bay from the computer by Damien, who is amused by this* Hey you're not going to send this to everyone are you?!*Shadow starts to look a little panicky, imagining everyone's reactions to his truthful to the core interview*)
((Ah Shadow somtimes you're too open and honest for your own good...XD))
(OMG I so have to do 'Kingdom of Larnetia' Walwyn now!

)
((But Dream Theif Clairna wins for going secound, I'll do Walwyn next I think though))
Dream Theif Clairna (aka eil Clairna)http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t5KlMLh6ySY/TZvuFp8B73I/AAAAAAAAG5o/9RrYvctxAvI/s1600/anime-girl3.jpgQ: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?"Clairna, I abandoned my last name as a child and I'll slit your throat if you dare try and ask for my last name."
Q: Why is your name?"Because the person that came up with the idea of me thought that 'Clairna' sounded like a nice made-up, unique name to them and I tend to agree."
Q: Who are you related to?"Ask that again and you'll be in serious trouble, it's none of your f*****g business."
Q: How did you find this out? was it already known to you?
"Are you kidding me?! Are you even listening to what I'm saying?! Gosh you're less responsive than Damien is when he's in a bad mood, you're pissing me off, I wouldn't be taking this interview except Damien kindly asked me to do so, maybe I'll rip your head off soon and then noone else has to answer your pitiful questions."
Q: Interesting... what's your current age?
"Urgh what did I just say?! Never mind you're as responsive as a slab of cement, there is no point even looking at you, stupid interviewer you make absolutely no definite response, even a robotic or dull response, you're like a parrot with no feedback tape recorded."
"If you must know last time I checked I'm fifteen and yeah my boyfriend is four years older than me, got a problem with that?! Hey I massacred millions at age six, I'm pretty sure I can make decisions on my own you know."
Q: Uh huh... What's your favorite food?
"Goat's cheese with Chanterelles, with the cheese gooey melted and the mushrooms slightly singed in a few certain spots to have it cooked, as it tastes nice with a slight burnt flavour, that is my favourite food, yeah maybe it's a little fancy."
Q: Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
"Do you really have to ask? It's like the most talked about thing at any point in time, it's the number one important thing to know, if you don't know then your head is planted in a pile of dirt, people that live in the sewers probably know about it, if you really are that clueless then it's Damien, you've interviewed him already."
Q: Classic question! What's your favorite color?
"Red, preferably a colour similar to Damien's eye colour, that perfect blood red colour is beautiful, that's my favourite red."
Q: Who's your favorite author?
"Pfft, like I have any time to read, I guess any murder mystery author or gory fantasy writer with a good plot too, any sort of person that writes like that is good I guess if I had to say something."
Q: Now what's your biggest fear?
"Chocolate almonds, don't ask me why, but I have an irrational fear of them and I have a phobia of deep water, even though I can swim perfectly fine."
Q: Who's your hero?
"Hah, nice question, how many are not answering this? Not many have heroes anymore because there is noone to look up to, if I had to say something it'd be myself."
Q: Okay, who is your worst enemy?
"Oh definitely Alex, that b**** is a real irritant, she's the only person that can truly get on my nerves."
Q: What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together? (this means as a couple, not started to fight)
*stares at interviewer, too disgusted and shocked to say or do anything**after about a minute* "Ok eeewww... That is just SO wrong on SO many levels, what sort of sick psycho came up with this question? I'd never love anyone else other than Damien for one thing for another Alex is a girl, I'm straight and I'm pretty sure she is too, though if she likes to think about things like that then I'll just back away slowly and leave that crazy girl to her fantasies, leave me out of the lesbo business thank you very much."
Q: What do/did you want to be when you grow up?
"I when I was around three wanted to be the best horse rider there ever was, then after four years old I wanted to kill everything I could see around me, I did realise that wish when I was around six years old and then I just wanted to kill really after that, Nightmare took me in and gave me a purpose and then Damien brought me to life I guess."
Q: What's your worst nightmare?
"That my boyfriend Damien dies, basically the only thing apart from pets that I love dying without me being able to save them, that's my only 'nightmare', though I cannot have any dreams or nightmares so it's only me deciding that'd be my worst nightmare."
Q: What would you do if you met your creator?
"Hug her and thank her for letting me be able to be with Damien, then consider blowing her brains out as well as smashing her to pieces or just going on with my life."
Q: Do you have a theme song? If so, what is it? If not, who's your favorite singer/band?
"No, I am yet to find a theme song, I must do so, I don't have a favourite singer or band either, music wise I am quite the blank canvas."
Q: Great! Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
"Torturing people, then healing them only to torture them again, I have a unique way of torture either that or spending time with Damien or warring with dream clan or taunting them to make them even angrier to give me more reason to kill more of them. As well as carrying out my usual healer duties everyday."