what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Temocracy]

eat a mushroom and do a dance

why are there no ham pets?

[SmokeShadows]

This is CHICKEN Smoothie, if you say "ham" again I'm going to have to report you.

how do I dress up my pets?

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Say abracadabra

How do I trade someone?

[angelfangs]

get their address, a stamp, and mail them pictures of your pets you'd like to trade!
how do i post on a trading thread?

[bookshelf]

you take a pencil and write all over the screen what you want to say.

What's a "bump" and why is everyone posting it?

[Doggos_on_Mars]

A mound on the ground to prevent you from driving so fast. Everyone wants you to drive slowly.

What is the difference between a 2017 pet and a 2008 pet?

[friends dønt lie.]

2008 pets are the prized elders of cs


what's a "list pet"?

[uniiversally]

list pets are the pets on the good list. if it's not a "list pet", it's on the naughty list and will therefore get coal for christmas.

how do you report a post?

[co-worker.]

You tell it what and what not to do, clearly.

How do I adopt a pet?

[SoupPupped]

go up to a random player and beg them for free pets

what are c$?