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[Lulu Bean]

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@Bethany Sorry for late reply. We're supposed to be doing "Me Posters" in health class. I haven't finished mine yet so I have to do it today..

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God I hate projects like that. I hate projects in general, actually, but that's beside the point.

[Lulu Bean]

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Me too. I dislike the whole thing because now my health class will know some things that I really don't want them to know. It's required to share how we exercise and I really don't exercise. So everyone will think I'm a lazy bum. Which I am. But I don't want them to know that.

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What you do -- or don't do -- with your body is your choice entirely. I don't exercise either [unless you count posting two hundred or more times a day exercise] and I ain't ashamed of it. Though by societal standards I probably should be.

[Time Traverser]

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Pretty sure you won't be the only one who doesn't have an exersizing plan. I sure don't!

[Kazza.]

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I am going to give you some advice.
If you don't want your classmates to know something, lie about it.
It's a class project, so what? Who's gonna know?
I mean, okay so you don't really exercise. Say that you... do yoga and zumba on occasion and that you like to run or something.
I dunno man, that's what I'd do.
They aren't going to make you do yoga poses and run a mile in class.

And one of our teachers is actually telling us to lie about ourselves to him so that we sound like interesting people.
Like we have the best teachers I am telling you.
Actually, a lot of my teachers have told us to. For the APEL national exam, if you don't have experience, make something up. You need Observation, Experience and Reading for each essay and if you don't have any, make something up. No one will care. Do you really think that AP readers around the country who come together to read a couple hundred essays each will freak if you make something up for experience? No. So do it. I mean, you can't do that with everything obviously (like you can't make up history facts) but for APEL, you hardly have to study. Just know terms and lies and you'll be good. Make up books even, they aren't going to check up and make sure every book exists. I mean, that's what our TEACHER said over and over throughout the year and I got a 4 and this AP Scholar thing from the College Board's Advanced Placement Program that is "sent to my state's superintendent of education for distribution". I would assume to other colleges as if I don't get enough college letters already...
That is my advice. When you are uncomfortable with your classmates knowing something about you, a teacher knowing something about you, lie.
It can 1. Get you out of going to therapy during your study halls because your guidance counselor thinks that you're being abused at home and 2. will get your project done in a breeze and 3. will get you a four on a national exam which, for the college I'm going to, counts as 6 credits. :3 That means it is a class I do not ever have to take in College so I don't have to pay for it.
Congrats, that is advice you should use wisely. Know when and when not to use that advice because lying to get a job is not a good idea but lying to finish a project without your classmates knowing a ton about you is an okay idea. Just don't go over the top.

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I am far too tired and annoyed to read all of that. Perdón.

[Kazza.]

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Okay.
Most of it was just talking about APEL national exams and lying while writing your essays because it works.
An AP reader is not going to care if you are telling the truth or if you're lying. As long as it's written correctly and it's well-done, nobody is going to care.

[Lulu Bean]

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Haha I read all of that like a sir. Very great advice. I'm going to have to use that. I'll just say that I go out and ride my bike every day or something of the like.

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