by I AM DONE WITH CS » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:28 pm
Einsam looked down upon his children with deep, sparkling red eyes, his stub waggling. "Come, children, and learn how I lost my tail." He watched them all gather with pride. "Now, my beautiful deeeee- de- d- .... beautiful children. I lost my tail years ago... a cougar attacked me, and I was all alone. I beat it.. it ran away with fright, but it ripped off my tail! And then your mother came and she loved the scar.. she said, OH, EINSAM.. Oh, babe, will you let me have your babies?.." He smiled. "And so I did and- and... ooh... oh, I'm going to go talk to your mommy right now. Stay out of the mommy-daddy den tonight, okay?" With that, he stood up and scrambled off, calling for his mate. [<---That will SO be the post]
....herpderp.
Nothing ever lasts forever, Everybody wants to rule the world...
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