Quote somethin' w/ no context *~GIFs & Memes welcome~*

[PierceTheSirenz]

"I painted it black, I know how you don't like normal things."

[pancake furby]

"you look like a printer"

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

Hey, you know that thing that we throw against a wall, many miles per hour, every single day, multiple times a day? You know what would make that better? IF IT COULD FEEL PAIN.

[ariaz]

"kimi kimi sushi suki?"

[NanastasiaC]

battlescars

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

But I haven't used all thirty of these tenets. See, there are four of them that, to be perfectly honest, shouldn't be possible. And beyond that, they are impossible to put into a game.. I've.. I've hit a bit of a roadblock.

Number 7 shows Sonic's dead father winking at him through a picture on the wall, which proves the existence of an afterlife in the Sonic universe.

Number 15 shows that Sonic is able to hibernate below delta waves, and those are the slowest possible brain waves, about 0.5 hertz. To go below them, Sonic would have probably died.. And yet he is resurrected and lives again.

And number 24, Sonic is shown to run at the speed of light. And if the rules of relativity are to be believed, that means his mass would have to infinitely expand, and he would need infinite energy to do this, and that would destroy the world. And yet he is able to do that without harming himself or those around him.

Number 30 is actually within the bible itself. It states, "But like most peaceful times in the twenty-first century, it didn't last long." This bible was written in 1991, nine years before the twenty-first century, and yet it prophesied our challenging political landscape.

These four pieces of information are not purely canonical information. They are... divine miracles. So of course I could not put them into a game.

They could only fit in a RELIGION.

So I went onto WikiHow, the foremost explainer of how to do things, and I knew somewhere, hidden in their beautiful imagery, would be the way that I could spread the word of Sonic to the masses.

And before you get upset with me, saying, "Brian, aren't you just starting a cult?" Look at this question answered by Cutegirlcorr: "Technically speaking, religions and cults are the same thing." So I have formed my religion around Sonic the Hedgehog.

And guess what? I have a confession! I'VE NEVER PLAYED A SONIC GAME. Never in my life!

I only tell you this now because you've already made it this far into the video, and the sunk cost fallacy states that if you feel like you've invested something, you're gonna see it through to the end!

But it's okay that I haven't played a Sonic game. Because that means I haven't been tainted! I have never beheld the false Sonic! Only someone blind to the modern blasphemies of the Sonic franchise could see as clearly as I!

Because if a hedgehog could commune with the dead, be resurrected, run with infinite energy, and HAVE HIS GOSPEL PROPHECY THE FUTURE, THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

[Gossip.]

i really want a lemon pie like this help

[emma.]

i’m gonna break you of your naughty language habit. every time you say something that is just remotely language worthy, you’re getting the “language.” this is the Language Stick, and you’re gonna get hit with it.

[gravy swayze]

Why do fireflies die so quickly




(help I kinda wanna cry)

[MandaMouzer]

It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing.