"Dude why'd you bring a fishing pole there won't be any time to fish"
"There's ALWAYS time to fish"
true story
Shadow the Hedgehog wrote:"Dang robots- always taking my job of being bland. How'd I blow you up? How'd I blow YOU up? I some powers I need to adjust to. Anyway- oh crap light!"
"Hey. Wristband. Tell me my future."
"Well that's pretty lame. I spent like $20 on you. Anyway- I'm going to break into- WOAH!"
"Well that was weird. Dematerializing, rematerializing. Anyway, Rouge, that's a nice purple you have there."
"I think it's nice. That's the purple I'm referring to. I mean, it matches your pink."
"It's an earthquake, Rouge. Like, honestly, didn't you learn about this in third grade?"
"Then you're going to be no use against these earthquake robots."
"Oh crap. Rays. Well, fortunately we made here to the computer room. Hey- hey Rouge. Hey Rouge, hey Rouge. We found- we- we found the computer room."
"Are you kidding?"
"That's lame. Listen. I appreciate the effort, but the new rage is Doki Doki Literature Club battle royale."
"That's the new Monika re-design. She like a red-head.... Even though she was like, kinda brunette? I don't know. I don't play Doki Doki."
"So, this is the fabled Tilted Towers."
"I could make a joke about that being the battle bus, but- It's you!"
"I haven't seen you since.. The Incident."
"Oh Christ!"
"That's what you get for unironically having '69' in your name. Teriaaaa!"
"Oh crap, the Purples falling in a very long time!
"So it's the power of Purple. I don't want to touch it."
"I don't kno- OH GOD!"
"A shadow. I feel like I should be able to feel with this guy but... I don't know. Something about it- AUGH! Going through the floor. Who do you think you are, Danny Phantom or something?"
"My shadow.. That's how I got my name!"
"You good? Good? You need a lozenge?"
"Just let him have- just give him a second to clear his throat."
"Mee-philes. I should've guessed. What happened to your mouth?"
"I can um, kick your butt. Right now."
"No. Okay. You have to... gonna have to back up."
"Joke's on you! If you truly were a true copy of me, you'd know I'm gay."
"This is the future that zoomers want, Rouge. This is the future of Fortnite."
"Yeah, but this is like 20, like, 99 or something. ...Like 99 tetri- Why is it black and white?"
"We found the computer room!"
"You're right. And I know just the backing music."
"YES! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game!"
"Y'know, you say that like it's a threatening thing., but have you ever seen a gamer in real life before?"
"!!!"
"Sorry, I thought I heard a cat."
"You."
"Yes. I tilted them myself. See, we tried to build a game battle royale, but anyway--"
"No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles? Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?"
"Listen, that's not important. Look!"
"I'm not in the sky, dipnips."
"Hmm... Got a nice green glowy thing there?"
"Yes I did, although I think it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death."
"Looks like a robot that we possibly couldn't imagine what the voice could sound like."
"No."
"This is the last time you confuse me with that blue hedgehog. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge."
"YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING-"
"Alright, so this is getting into crack ship territory."
"HEY DON'T-"
"What did I JUST say?!"
"I have one of those too. He's very very nice."
"ZA WARUDO!"
"Wait, Sonic, which of us is the bride? Sonic! SONIC I NEED AN ANSWER!"
"No, I don't know which one of us is the bride, and that's kinda a thing for- oh, God."
"I do!"
"Sorry, I had confused you for Sonic. I thought WE were getting married, Mee-philes."
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