Useless Superpowers |V.1|

[oliveoilangel]

All of your blood cells are made out of these:

[Kunada]

You can instantly remove your own graffiti

[whimbie]

You can shapeshift, but only into a blobfish.

[Doggos_on_Mars]

You can throw a balloon 100 feet into the air! Only issue is that it has to be a water balloon and only be straight up and down

[dog motif]

You can jump the height of a house but only if you are standing on a bin while on the equator.

[AcidTheManokit12]

You can fly but every time you do your voice turns anime and you get attacked by pigeons

[Fangza0]

You can emit light, but only when it's sunny and you're outside

[Doglover879015]

You can read the minds of people but only when they're thinking of the annoying song stuck in their head.

[Doggos_on_Mars]

You can breathe under water as long as at least one of your arms is above the water from the shoulder up at all times

[Doggos_on_Mars]

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