Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[mediocre]

Granted but your an ugly unicorn, your tortilla is moldy and the people you help are all secretly plotting to take over the world.

I wish it would stop raining

[chop top]

Granted! But only for a second.
I wish I wasn't so shy.

[kierthequeer]

Granted, but now you HAVE to talk to EVERYONE you see.

I wish kitchen sink was on spotify...

[Books•Are•Life]

Granted but your an ugly unicorn, your tortilla is moldy and the people you help are all secretly plotting to take over the world.

I wish it would stop raining

I said good tortillas and good people.

[credit]

Granted but you can only listen to it for a sec- oh wait it's over

I really wish I had a hug right now.

[credit]

Granted but your an ugly unicorn, your tortilla is moldy and the people you help are all secretly plotting to take over the world.

I wish it would stop raining

I said good tortillas and good people.

The tortilla was good until it got moldy and the people are good, at what they do :p which is plotting to take over the world. Hope that explained it

[non]

Granted, but it's by the sweatiest, pimpliest, grossest person or creature in the entire universe.

[Silverdiamond]

You have nothing for me to grant.


I wish i could dance better.

[ZC.]

Okay, but you can only dance. nothing else

I want Centipeetle to be happy ;A;

[keettweet]

She will, but she'll become a brainless happy maniac.

I wish to have a library!