You Laugh you Lose - New rule, please read

[greysilence]

A blonde walks up into a store. She finds what she likes and tells the man, "I would like to buy this TV, sir." The man says, "Sorry, we don't served blondes. So the blonde walks away, dies her hair jet black, and comes back three days later. She finds the same thing and tells a different man, "Hello. I would like to buy this TV." The man replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The blonde gasps and asks, "How did yuo know I'm actually blonde?!" The man replies boredly, "Well, first of all, this is a microwave."

Man, I love blonde jokes. I hear them all day long at school since I am a blonde. People love making fun of me because I'm the only blonde in my grade.

[Vur Horston]

[BOLDANDBRASHINTRASH]

Oooo, the drunk kitty almost got me

[~Everlasting~]

I haven't lost since the last time I lost.

[Minnieme]

Which was because of me ^^ -proud-

[wit]

haven't lost D8

[greysilence]

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[00000000]

Still nothing. owo

[~Everlasting~]

Haven't lost yet.

This is the only thing I've got:

There was a blonde that went in to an interview. The interviewer started to ask her questions. He asked her how old she was. The blonde sat for a minute and counted her fingers. "Oh! 22." She said.
Okay, thought the interviewer. She must be kinda stupid. So he decided to ask her how tall she was.
The blonde reached into her purse, took out a measuring tape, and measured herself. "Oh! I'm 5 4." she said.
Okay, thought the interviewer, this girl must be really stupid. So he decided to ask her an easier question. He asked for her name.
The blonde sat still for a minute, mumbling to herself. "Oh! Mandy," she said.
"Okay," said the interviewer. "You counted your fingers to find your age and measured yourself to find your height. How did you find out what your name was?"
"I sang happy birthday." she said.

Someone told that joke in my class. The entire class was watching, and there was five seconds of silence before everyone burst out laughing.

[Sierrasaur]

Chiz. I lose.