Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[rybka]

The brand of pencil my best friend uses.

What was the last word in the fourth book?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

well.. the last word was "with" but in context it was "I will leave you with" and then #whydidIwritethisbookitsterrible

Why do dementors exist?

[rybka]

Because someone had to illustrate The Graveyard Book in all it's copies, and the volunteers called themselves that.

Why did Karkaroff (not sure about spelling) get sent to Azkaban?

[sutekh]

For stealing my cookies. T^T


Why did David Tennant play Barty Crouch Jr in the movie? (David is too bootamuss to be an evil dude... But he did do really good XD)

[lennqn]

Because if he didn't get the part he said he would still the directors nutella and the director didnt wanna tall the chance.


Why did Hermione refuse to eat in the 4th book?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Because she is anorexic due to social difficulties

How do time turners work?

[15Icey]

They make farting noises when you say hi.

Why is Harry potter called Harry potter?

[To The Roses]

because the old gardener that voldemort killed was actually named harry and he was a potter.

why did dumbledore not give harry the timeturner to save sirius the second time he died??

[ferretleaf]

Because dumbledore wanted revenge on Harry for stealing his jellybeans

Why did Harry fall in love with Ginny?

[sutekh]

Because if he refused, he would be forced to eat lima beans everyday for the rest of his life.



What is Rons favorite Bertie botts every flavor beans?